Gentlemen, listen up. Your chances of scoring when you're out clubbing go up dramatically if you have condoms in your pocket. Every lady likes a man to be prepared and ready to go when the time is right. But pulling dirty, sweaty, wrinklied, and worn condom packages out of your pocket is a great way to end a good time before it ever begins.
Ladies, may I please have your attention. I'm sure you know enough to never rely on the man to bring the condoms, so bring your own supply in a discreet case. Because that one that he pulls out of his wallet that's worn a ring into the leather? He's had that one tucked in there since high-school.
Everyone, show your partner that you care as much about their health as you do about your own.
These cases can hold three condoms and they come in black and red.